Well done, Ian Liddell Grainger, the Conservative MP for Bridgwater and 260th in line to the throne.

The former Army major doesn't take prisoners.

He is threatening to march on Downing Street with teachers, parents and children to force the reinstatement of school building projects in his Somerset constituency which have been axed by the hapless Michael Gove.

What are the chances of Pendle's Andrew Stephenson joining him?

Close to zero, I'd say.

Or even speaking out?

Don't hold your breath.

Four secondary schools in Pendle have had their rebuilding plans stopped - just when they were ready to go.